Joined: Mar 30, 2002
Posts: 79
Location: Flint, MI
Posted:
Thu May 22, 2008 9:26 am
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest state store or distributor and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been Infected.
Mitch Chief Editor
Joined: Mar 27, 2001
Posts: 124
Location: Milford
Posted:
Sat May 24, 2008 11:44 am
It's true. the WORK virus can render you useless to others. Just last week it put out my back and I still can't do anything without drugs.
Rick Webmaster
Joined: Mar 30, 2002
Posts: 79
Location: Flint, MI
Posted:
Sat May 24, 2008 3:46 pm
Mitch wrote:
It's true. the WORK virus can render you useless to others. Just last week it put out my back and I still can't do anything without drugs.
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