Band: Donkey PunchCD: Nobody's Gotta Know
Released: 2003
Produced by: Ben Began @ 40 oz Sound (Ann Arbor) except track 4, produced by Mike Relay @ Secret Studio
Mastered at: Solid Sound
Band Members: Eric Day (vocals & keys), Aaron Brink (guitar), Christopher Lee (bass), Todd Waters (drums), Brian Drake (trumpet), Todd Bauer (additional trumpet), Garrett Mendez (trombone).
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review by Mitch Phillips
So I'm at this fancy house party seeing how the other half lives (indoor heated swimming-pool, his & hers new SUV's, plasma-screen tv, and a new boat on a man-made lake surrounded by plush green lawns), and I strike up a conversation with the only person at this party whose net-worth is currently less than mine; the hostess' 18 yr old niece who is now jobless between semesters. She moved in with her upper middle-class aunt last year to put some distance between she and her troubled parents (long story) and to help get her on the fast-track to material success (i.e. college ->career ->suitable marriage ->lake-front property). But last year, in a sudden attack of "what am I going to be happy doing for the rest of my life", she changed her major from business to journalism. Ah, a kindred spirit.
Knowing she's probably the only person at the party who might give a damn, I ask her if she's ever heard of Michiganbands.com.
"Oh yeah," she says nodding. "I've been on that site lots of times." My ears perk-up.
"You have?" I say a bit surprised. Despite our ever-increasing traffic, I've never actually met a non-musician who frequents MB. "That's our site," I say, trying to hide my pedestrian pride. "Webmaster Rick and I, that is."
"No way!" she exclaims sincerely. "That is so cool."
What the hell; I'll take 'so cool' if I can't get the money-gig.
Inspired by her enthusiasm and interest, I try to turn her on to some local music I think she'd like. Let's see, she's young, cute, friendly, bears midrift with hip-huggers and wears leather sandals. I suggest a cool ska band out of Ann Arbor called Donkey Punch. That elicits even more astonishment.
"No way!" she repeats wide-eyed. "I can't believe you know who Donkey Punch is! I love that band! Donkey Punch kicks-ass!" Ok, so she didn't hear it from us, but at least my instincts are on.
"I can't believe anybody would actually name their band that!" she adds laughing, eliciting a quizzical look from me. I hadn't really thought about the band's name, thinking it only a clever pairing of words. Pardoning my ignorance, she whispers the definition of "Donkey Punch" in my ear: apparently, a sexual maneuver whereby the male, during doggie-style intercourse, punches his female partner in the back of the head just before climax, causing her muscles to contract for his pleasure.
Whoa - has sex changed that much since I was eighteen?
Well, for our purposes, Donkey Punch is a seven-member ska-punk (skunk?) ensemble that originated on the campus of the University of Michigan in 1998. Their third release, "Nobody's Gotta know" includes four high-energy, horn-pumpin' tunes for youth-culture skate-punks and one slower gem entitled, "Stay Away" - which may be the only waltzing-ska song I've ever heard. The production, arrangements, performances and writing on this release are top-notch and, with the exception of being too short (only five tracks), it's nearly flawless. Although most of their music is charged with head-bobbing optimism verging on sticky, sun-ripened bubble-gum, the lyrics are spiked with enough misogynistic sarcasm to twist a young girl's innocent smile into an affronted grimace. Heres' just a few morsels...
From "In the back of my car" : "Plese don't turn me down / down / down / don't turn me down, honey, or I'll turn this car around."
From "Sorry to say": "Oh, my love / I'm so in love, It's true / Sorry to say, it's not with you..."
From "Stay Away" : "I'm not nearly as cool / as I've led you to believe / I'm a scum-bag / I'm a liar / and I think that your should go / Stay away / stay away from me / stay away 'cause you'll be sorry....'cause most likely I won't be sorry..."
This is a highly-recommended, retail-worthy release for local ska fans. And that opinion comes with an independent confirmation from an eighteen year-old coed who, maybe, hasn't listened to the lyrics too closely- or can't remember them due to a curious lump on the back of her head. - Mitch Phillips
Track Listing:
- In the back of my car
- She's a disaster
- What can I do?
- So sorry to say
- Stay Away
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