As it turns out in our latest survey, failing success in the music business, only about 1.5 percent of you will adapt and pursue another venue to achieve fame and fortune. About 3 percent say you will burn out on drugs and alcohol and about the same number will either become politicians, or do the more honorable thing and kill themselves (in which case we hope they're kidding). Click "read more" below for more fascinating statistics.



Almost 11 percent of respondents reported that they would most likely pursue a family, a career and find a way to blend in at the mall - which, along with imitating the lifestyle and fashion of your favorite celebrity, is THE litmus test for achieving normalcy in America.

Nine respondents will be joining Mitch in getting old, fat and cynical - which is probably the largest group of like-minded individuals he's ever encountered outside of the Monday morning line at Dunkin' Donuts.

And thankfully, the overwhenlming majority of survey respondents (about 65 percent) are either well adjusted artists who are at peace with their musical anonymity or terminally stubborn band-heads who can't face the other options. In any case, they voted to 'keep on playing' no matter what.

Thanks to all those who responded. We'll put up another survey at the usual time - when we feel like it.