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| The 12 Months of Touring – As Altered by Sonic Disturbance |
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sonicdisturbance writes (as sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)
In the First Month of Touring My Agent gave to me
A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus
In the Second Month of Touring My Agent gave to me
Two Artist Reps
And A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus...
In the Third Month of Touring My Agent gave to me.
Three Sound Technicians
Two Artist Reps
And A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus
In the Fourth Month of Touring My Agent gave to me.
Four Session Players
Three Sound Technicians
Two Artist Reps
And A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus
In the Fifth Month of Touring My Agent gave to me.
Five Grams of (An Unidentified Powdery Substance)
Four Session Players
Three Sound Technicians
Two Artist Reps
And A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus
In the Sixth Month of Touring My Agent gave to me.
Six Groupies (Censored)
In the Seventh Month of Touring…
Seven TV Guest Stops
In the Eighth Month of Touring…
Eight Breaking Scandals
In the Ninth Month of Touring…
Nine Roadies Roading
In the Tenth Month of Touring…
Ten Truckers Trucking
In the Eleventh Month of Touring…
Eleven Accountants Counting
In the Twelfth Month of Touring…
Twelve Lawyers Lawering
Eleven Accountants Counting
Ten Truckers Trucking
Nine Roadies Roading
Eight Breaking Scandals
Seven TV Guest Stops
Six Groupies (Censored)
Five Grams of (An Unidentified Powdery Substance)
Four Session Players
Three Sound Technicians
Two Artist Reps
And A Chauffeur in a Tour Bus
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